A Sunday Morning Conversation
"Oh, you're awake - good morning! Would you like me to put the kettle on?"
A baleful look from question recipient.
"Oh, c'mon, I don't think I could screw that part up."
"You're an American - you're genetically incapable of making a proper cup of tea."
"Hey! My ancestors came from there!"
"Well, that's probably why they got kicked out."
"Deported for improper beverage preparation?"